HELLO my name is DAD

BUILT TO LAST 79 YEARS

// CHAPTER 79 · STATUS: LEGENDARY · STILL TINKERING

79 YRS
Quality
CERTIFIED
EST. 1947

Happy 79th, Dad

You raised four. You're loved by seven more. You coached the team, ran the meeting, taught the class, and remodeled the old house room by stubborn room.

Seventy-nine years in, and you're still our favorite project — sturdy, sharp, and somehow funnier every year.

We love you to the rafters and back.

Marty and Amber smiling, flanked by their dogs Dee Dee (left, tan) and Rhonda (right, black).

Love, Marty & Amber (and Dee Dee & Rhonda)

// you know you want to
MASTER CRAFTSMAN UNLOCKED
> man dad --version [OK] Loading 79 years of memory... [OK] Manual page: 4 chapters, 7 sequels [OK] Compiling jokes... no warnings SUCCESS: dad.teach() > _

79!

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Seventy-nine years of teaching, building, coaching, loving.
Here's to the next chapter, Dad.

(psst — there's a little cake hiding somewhere on the card)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!

make a wish

79
make a wish!
Dad
the birthday boy
WOOSH!
[psst: try the konami code — ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA]